These are my nephews NOAH and SAM—in Cockney: THE BROTHERS SPAM!
And here they are with my rather frighteningly academic looking sister SARAHd/b/a MUMMY...
This is SAM on NEIL (DADDY)’s knees.
UNCLEJONATHAN got NOAH a splendid battery-powered THOMAS, but UNCLE SIMON got him an even bigger and radio-controlled one in Japan.
And DADDY with a younger
NOAH.
Don’t be misled by these pictures into thinking that NOAH is the more innocent of the two. SAM is on the lookout precisely because his brother is seeking to permanently remove the unwanted new distractor of MUMMY’s attention...